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My Wife

by Georges Abi-Aad on April 19, 2011

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I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

74 Comments

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa very funny

24 months ago

OMG, I can't stop laughing. these are so degrading to women but I can't help it, they are still funny.

24 months ago

Georges, after all these years you still with her, you must be crazy about her. oh no I mean your are just simple crazy.

I am back. hello Georges.

24 months ago

lol...very funny

24 months ago

Awesome..thanks for the laugh it is very good post 5 stars

23 months ago

lolxxx ;)

23 months ago

nice funny post

23 months ago

hahahhaha too funny

23 months ago

nice post

23 months ago

haha..yeah very funny!

23 months ago

very funny ... :))

22 months ago

i like the post, it's very funny. LOL

22 months ago

hahahaha very funnny nice post

22 months ago

Lol..very funny...

22 months ago

nice

21 months ago

nice

21 months ago

great post my friend

20 months ago

vry vry funny..............

20 months ago

:))

20 months ago

nice:)

20 months ago

nice

20 months ago

well

20 months ago

Nice.

19 months ago

nice post thanks for Sharing

19 months ago

hahaha...escalator...

19 months ago

it s so funny thouhjts, thank you so much for keeping smile on our lips, and now good night and wonderful dreams, Inshaallah, see you tomorrow in a very good health and in a happiness feeling in your heart forever.

19 months ago

hahaha, nice blog..

18 months ago

this is funny

18 months ago

thanks for share

Nice post

18 months ago

These jokes are hilarious great post and thanks for the laugh!

18 months ago

i love this love between you and your wife, it is perfect life to have a beautifyl life with your wife, with your home, where you can feel peace, love and satisfaction. it is not an easy to choose one from millions to be with you and to be your lover forever. if you are lucky enough you can find your second sweet half and to be happy together. love is a heaven gift, so thnks God to have this goft in your heart and pray God to stay forever in your heart. believe in the nature life, and please do not study everything, as leave it to God and everything will be fine. can you see these birds how they can get their food and drinks everyday. of couurse they have to work everyday hard and to fly from here to there to find their food. so thanks God to have the food of your day and ask God to bless it and your health for you and for the people you love. have a beautiful home with the wife you love and Inshaallah you will have a happy life together.

17 months ago

very nice post and great work thank you for sharing

17 months ago

like

16 months ago

ha very funny

16 months ago

Hi great for hard days work to loosen up a little.

16 months ago

nice

16 months ago

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww very funny great

16 months ago