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Baird Hated Delivering to Pearl’s House.

Have mercy, does your employer know that this is how you’re representing his business?! Is your Mama aware that this is how you’re leaving her house?! No, your Mama’s a nice lady; I bet you pulled the wool over her eyes…and then stole her dang ki-mo-no!

Kids these days, can’t even be bothered to spuce-up before they fly…

The irony is Pearl’s probably dressed in a shower cap, flowered robe, and tennis shoes, Victoria M.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Disapproval
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We’re very sorry, Tige…

… but in the current economic climate, we here at Buster Brown Shoes can no longer justify the services of a full-time sidekick. You’ll find some boxes at your desk, and we’ll need your ID badge and your key to the executive hydrant, please…

Jeffrey E. says: “I would like to introduce a very cute little pug; her name is Clover. We think that the look explains everything, one minute she looks like you just told her she was ugly and the next she is the proudest little dog in the world.”

Time to pet your screen!

Take a moment from writing TPS reports to check out this kitten morsel—so soft and delectabuhls! You may now pet your screen. GENTLEH!

Hitomi Y. took time out from making luxury pet beds to send this in.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: I'm Going to Eat You, Kittens
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Talk About a Short-Sighted Plan

Statuesque Imbecile, you’ll never believe the news! I’m going to an open call audition for Bob’s Big Boy newest mascot! Can you think of anyone more suited for the part???

Maybe Bob’s Big Boy is going with hip irony, Kaitlyn K.? Be sure to check out more photos at Kleiber’s Kanines.


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I’ll Meet You During Intermission, Hydrant

I see you in the distance, Favorite Red Hydrant, and I’ll be with you just as soon as this yahoo behind me is done with her ridiculously embarrassing routine of – oh God, here we go, she’s cueing “Circle of Life” and calling me Simba…

Please tell us you also have a pet warthog and meerkat, Kyle M. Photo by K.D. Morse


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Off-Off-Off-Off-Off-Off-Off-Off Broadway, Pups, Unstoppable Paws

1 Comment

so cute

37 months ago