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Khalil Al-Halwa helps international human rights.

Men are like...

by Khalil Al-Halwa on January 30, 2011

The following remarks, evidently made by very frustrated women, have been swarming the internet lately. They may be intended solely as jokes, but they also serve as an indication of our appalling performance as men. I urge my men folks to take them seriously and start doing something about their love lives before they end up having none. You cannot defend yourselves by arguing that the women who wrote them are too demanding. They are only asking for their basic rights: love, care, affection and compassion. You should be thankful to be blessed with such women as there are other women who are merely interested in material belongings, clothing, make up, perfume and jewelry.

 

Men are like. . . laxatives. . .

124 Comments

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28 months ago

VERY TRUE

27 months ago

Greetings and ALLAHUAKHBAR my new friend SHeik Khalil Al-Halwa (Abu SHabazz I call you, or Abu Salaam) for you are a leader in world peace - Masa el chir masa el nur masa el ward ya Usted, min friend. Sulcha that I baf-ham harabi mesh kwayes awwi - i am a new learner - i was born a Yahud of the Mosaic or Abu Moussa Aley Salaam tradition, and have been told that my heritage is from his line, but i feel i am from Abu Issa ALay Salaam more and believe completely in the right and true interpretation of the final prophecy in the Judeo-Christian-Islamic tradition, the Great RRIght Venerable Allah Muhammad El Rasul ALay Salaam...
i am merely a hedyot, or a commoner, but i already have at least four women in my life, and many more because of sinful ways - falling in love over and over and unable to keep all the women happy because i was mixing women who were other men's wives (not officially usually, but in their destinies, i believe) and these women, in turn, were not accepting of my other wives very often.
I ask you to help instruct me in further learning about how to be a properly practicing Muslim, though I am vegetarian and observe three days of Sabbath every week - Friday for El Rasul, Shabbas for Abu Moussa Alay Salaam and the LOrd's Sabbath, or SUnday, for Abu Issa Alay Salaam.
I believe in Abu Ibrahim Alay Salaam and his sons Abu Izaak Alay Salaam and Abu Ishmail Alay Salaam, and Izaak's sons Abu Esau Alay Salaam and Abu Yaqub-Yisrrael Alay Salaam
I greet you with peace and love in my heart and hope to meet your shining eyes and firm handshake in person one day, and if we are not alreay related by blood or marriage or race i would be honored if one of my children might one day marry one of yours. For you clearlyt would make a magnificent father-inlaw
Much love and peace and thank you again for your posting,
humbly yours
-binyamin salaam

27 months ago

Dear, all comments written i like very much that women may think for us like this but they not tell us for all and they are only thinking about like this for us. Comments all or some are applying on us. This is good to know for all their desires.

27 months ago

Thank you all for viewing my blog and leaving comments.

27 months ago

very good and intersting

27 months ago

this very true

27 months ago

Hello,
I don't want to write you many words but i just want to tell you that yours words are so beautiful et inspired of the reale life, and the way you express them is so poetic.Also I like verry much the photos.

27 months ago

thanks for sharing this blog... =]

27 months ago

Thank you very much for viewing my blog and leaving these lovely comments. I would like to thank Geta in particular for her complimentary remarks.

27 months ago

hehehe... it really tickles me a lot there :P

25 months ago

Never take these comments seriously, they do more damage to the ones that initated these fowl comments than to the one who disregards them. Take one day at a time men, live graciously, honurably and true to our Lord.

25 months ago

Ummm

25 months ago

I don,t believe those remarks were made by frustrated women who have had enough of men..It,s just joking around..and westerners have a silly sense of humour and make jokes out of anything and some cultures don,t see the funny side of how we behave...Men make as many jokes about women as they do to us,,It,s just fun enjoy it and don,t be too serious in life....but i will agree that to many men don,t love and respect women and use them like toys and throw them away....All women want is to be loved and cared for and respected..devote your self to one and do everything together and be there for her 24/7... if you can,t do those simple things men...then get a dog..women are the most beautiful of all creatures on earth and should be worshipped and made feel that they are your number priority in life...don,t excpect them to love and care you if you treat them like a dog.....Don,t chain them or belt them,or starve them or hurt them in any way..let them just simply be themselves and keep their own spirits..men don,t own women..we are only together if we love and care and respect each other..Love and care is a full time 24/7 job..If you haven,t enough time to share your life properly with a woman...then stay byself and buy a dog for love and friendship and throw it a bone every now and again..//anyway..nice blog you have a good and respectful attitude towards women..

25 months ago

man the reason chicks write jokes like that because the jokes we write or say about them too i feel like this if u cant take a joke good or bad a bout us guys then u have very solf skin. i feel like this let them say what they want it dont hurt me at all long it dont hurt my kids im game lol so stay strong bro and nock that dirt of your sholders ok one with the world mike out

25 months ago

you strike Bob...women actually are very simple all we ask is love, care and RESPECT.

25 months ago

Very nice blog....everybody have the right freedom of expression..

22 months ago

I don't what to say. Even so maybe half of it true half are not.
Different people have different way of viewing things. They may had a bad experience or something but that is how life is.
Well it is interesting though.
For men and women, be patient and talk thing through. You may finding another version of love.

22 months ago

Thanks for sharing

21 months ago

very nice ..

21 months ago

Very nice post to read how men are like?

I like your post so i will rate 5* CAD!

21 months ago

Great post.

20 months ago

Thank you for this post!

20 months ago

Its true & very nice

20 months ago

Very informative

20 months ago

it is fun but real

20 months ago

useful information

20 months ago

The case is mutually exclusive

19 months ago

good post

19 months ago

best post dear

19 months ago

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19 months ago

interesting

19 months ago

NICE

19 months ago

It is very good topic, as I agree with you for the opinion says that women who are only asking for their basic rights from a man: love, care, affection and compassion. I agree with you, love or caring is so important for al women, but there are some nor really some but a great deal of women are merely interested in material belongings, clothing, make up, perfume and jewelry and for a man who make her great in front of her family or friends I think not for her but to show what she has in front of her family and the women of the family and her friends. But I think these types of women are selfish, and I hope every women should learn in her home how to give before how to take, but I am sorry, nowadays we have the families, fathers or mothers learn their children how to take First and if you are clever take and not give. For that we have lots of problems in the marriage nowadays. So for a man or a woman they have to learn first how to give and then they will take their rights from their partners; love and caring for their life. They have to know how to have a balance in the equation of life, to give and to take with happiness and love with their partners.

19 months ago

i agree with some of the comments but others, i don't. yeah, some of what were written were true and some of these were not. maybe women can also do self- examination on themselves. i do that. and i always get what i wish for in men. i ask myself at what went wrong and then i realize there were times that i become so self-centered i only think of my own satisfaction. and then i think about "what about my mate's satisfaction?" and then i come to realize that this relationship is a two-way street - meaning both of you should satisfy each other. if only one gets satisfied all the time, then something is wrong with this relationship..for both of you to think that way - satisfying oneself always - then you belong to the jungle where no one will question your selfishness!!! however, i do not tolerate abuses on me, mind you...if i believe that my mate abuses me often, then that is the moment that i get out of it...SOONEST!

18 months ago

I cannot thank you enough, dear friends, for all these lovely remarks. Sorry I'm late: I was in jail for my part in the 14 February revolution in Bahrain. Glad to be back with you!

18 months ago

Well..... really interesting isn't it!?? keep creating, sharing, & contributing........

18 months ago

yes take care of women who loves you and want you to be beside them, it is a gift to find someone takes care of you and wants you to be in good condition, so do not escape from them and thank Gof for.

17 months ago