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Here are some math jokes. I hope you'll find it entertaining. Enjoy!

Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras.

A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.

Q. Did you hear the one about the statistician?

A. Probably....

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: "I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.~ Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein

There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.

I've heard that the government wants to put a tax on the mathematically ignorant. Funny, I though that's what the lottery was!~ Gallagher

As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.~Cokie RobertsCokie Roberts

Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine.

Q: What does an analytic number