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Funny Quotes

by sumaira ameen(G on April 25, 2012

Love Quotes                    Funny  Quotes

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Unknown

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore

Love is an irresistible desire to be

19 Comments

nice posting

11 months ago

Amazing post

11 months ago

thanks

11 months ago

very funny

11 months ago

thanks salman

11 months ago

thanks salman

11 months ago

nice post i like it

9 months ago

INTELLECTUAL EFFORT. KEEP IT UP.

8 months ago

Thanks For Nice comment.

4 months ago

nice share

4 months ago