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The wife hit her husband with frying pan

The wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband : What was that for..?
Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife : Sorry.. !
Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan.
Husband : What for now.. ?
Wife : Your horse is on the phone

Laughing

 

 

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: “Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody.”

The judge turned to the husband and said: “What do you have to Say in your defense?”

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. “Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…

Whose Pepsi is it… The machine’s or mine?

Laughing

Heart Touching Lines By A Chain Smoker

I Trust On Cigarettes More Than Girls

Because, I Am Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart

The wife hit her husband with frying pan

 

Son: I got punished in school today..

Dad: why?

Son: Teacher pointed scale towards me..
saying

“At the end of this scale there is an idiot.

I just asked: which end?

Laughing

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..

37 Comments

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15 months ago

Beautiful thoughts and some words of wisdom.

14 months ago

thanks for your beautiful comments Vegas Boy

14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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Thanks for sharing them with everyone.

14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

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14 months ago

very funny jokes

13 months ago

Wow! Great collection! The images are fine and quote, particularly abbreviations indeed great! Jokes were really funny! Nice blog post and thank you for sharing!

13 months ago

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12 months ago

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12 months ago

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12 months ago

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11 months ago

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11 months ago

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11 months ago

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11 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago

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9 months ago