The Blog of Heather Blaise by *Heather *

 It's important to really get this "Ideal Woman" concept because she is such a predominant force in the female mind. She rules you, unless you can notice her and have a distinction between her and you. You see she is a real bitch. She criticizes you constantly and only throws you a bone every so often just so you keep her around. You see, men don't have this ideal woman. Men compare themselves to REAL people who actually exist, to make them better. For example, a man who plays basket ball might compare himself to Michael Jordan and say to himself "I want to be as good as Michael Jordan so I'm going to strive for that." They don't have an ideal woman say "You're fat. You need to lose 15 pounds." and then when you do lose 5 of those pounds say "Yeah 5 pounds....why haven't you lost 15 already?!" and then once you finally lose those 15 pounds she says "That's pretty good (The bone) but you look pretty flabby, you better tone up!" Can you see her? If you want to really hear her, take 5 min, and ask yourself the following question and duplicate the exact words, tone, and enunciation, even accent,