Laugh Out Loud (lol)

              Laugh Out Loud   

Friends, this is my small effort to make you laugh with the help of some wonderful jokes.

I have collected some of the funniest jokes I have heard and the funniest pictures I have seen till now.

I hope they will not only refreshen your mind but also fill your faces with a lot of laughter.

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       Now, let me not make you bored anymore. Lets start with some of the jokes I have for now:

    Do you have bf?

A girl is having a chat using her cell phone...

UNKNOWN 1: Hi, do u hav a bf?

Girl: Yes... who r u?

UNKNOWN 1: It's ur dad... be home this weekend... we'll talk

(after sometime)

UNKNOWN 2: Hi, do u hav bf?

Girl: Not a chance... who r u anyway?

UNKNOWN 2:It's ur bf... disappointed to know that u'r not proud to be wid me.

Girl: Sorry babe. I thought u were my dad... he texted me a while back asking me

the same question.

UNKNOWN 2: Yes, it's me... we'll hav a long talk...

  Two msgs causing heart attack...

msg 1: lets break up, it's all over.

msg 2:I am sorry....... that wasn't for u.

   Height of Flirting

Boy: Have a got a pen?

Girl: I am afraid I don't.

Boy: Have a got a pen- to write? 

Girl: I am sorry I don't have. Or else, I would give you.

Boy: Do you have a pen?

Girl: ( a bit angry) I said I don't.

Boy: Have a got a pen?

Girl: ( with a loud voice) No.... Now, if you ask me the same question,

      I will hit your head with a hammer.

Boy: Do you have a hammer?

Girl: (embarrased) No.

Boy: Okay fine. Do you have a pen?

                Be careful !!!

                Definition

An intelligent wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much

that her husband can't afford another one.

        Dangerous Friendship

One day, I reached home very late. I told my daddy that I was in my friend's home.

He didn't believe me. So he made calls to ten of my friends. Do you know what they

said?

Four of them said: "Yes he was here."

Three of them said: "He has just left. He is be reaching there soon."

Two of them said: " Yes, uncle. We are studying together. Shall I call him? "

One of them did too much and said: " Yes, dad. Tell me what happened."

                    Wish

A Couple went to a wishwell.

 Husband bent down, threw a coin n made a wish.

Wife bent down a little more & fell into the well.

Husband shouted: WoWww.....IT   WORKS...

               Result

Teacher : (to Ram's father) Your son is a fool....

Here is his reslult..

MATH : 3

Science : 4

English : 3.5

Economics : 3.5

Nepali : 3.5

Account : 4

Opt Math : 3

Computer : 3.5

Total : 28!!!

Father : Anyway, he has done well in 'total' although he has not taken tuition 

            class in this subject.

                 Bad Luck

Chhotu: Yesterday, a gang of people came and beat me badly.

Motu: Didn't u do anything?

Chhotu: I challenged them to come one by one if they are really brave.

Motu: Then? What happened?

Chottu: Then what? Each of them came turn by turn and started beating me again- some punched, some blew on my nose.                  some kicked and some tried to break my hands and legs.

When Rajesh dai makes a call, there is only one option!!!