HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! What a jerk! But too funny! I hope you DO get married soon! That will serve you right! HAHAHAHA now... go take a nap

Just having fun ladies! I don't know a woman on earth who would fit into this - but it's every man's fantasy anyway. (Well...one of them).

P.S. Actually, we have no Thanksgiving Day in Scotland at all! Am I becoming Americanized or what!?

Hahahahah Gerry, in Canada our Thanksgiving is in October , but yes I can relate to some of these techniques from my brother and male cousins at christmas time , good post thank you for sharing.