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Double Meaning Urdu Jokes

by Manzoor Shaikh on December 06, 2011

HALARIOUS DOUBLE MEANING JOKES

 

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Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.png

 

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Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

 

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Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.

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Kamran Akhtar · Become a Fan

nice posttttttttttttt..............

17 months ago
Insha Khan · Become a Fan

NICE POST.............thnx for sharing................

17 months ago
Manzoor Shaikh · Become a Fan

THANKS GUYSS
THEY REALLY ARE VERY FUNNY ONES ;)

17 months ago
Hooria Fazal · Become a Fan

vvvvvvvvvv nice

17 months ago
Manzoor Shaikh · Become a Fan

HOORIA WHAT HAPPENED????
HOW WERE THEY :p

17 months ago