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Funny Relationship Quotes IV

by LHOT LEE on October 22, 2011

Funny Relationship Quotes IV

 

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
- Norman Mailer

One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

You never really know a man until you have divorced

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