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Six Funny Life Lessons
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
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50 Comments
nice dear
nice
hahah very nice post.... it has moral lesson.... i like the naked wife funny but has $
read it..
great day Paula
This is excellent post.
Lessons for life.
I want to mention the lesson 4 and 5 with the CHARISMA power.
Love the post.
Worth the time spent to read !
This is rated 5* CAD!
great LESSON....thanks for sharing.....
Thanks guys...love all your comments ^^,
I've read these before, but I have to say that they are still a favorite of mine. Thanks for the share.
very nice lessons and jokes
i like them all
thank u for sharing
good lessons borther
The 3rd and the 7th Awesome!
You need to sit up high doing nothing!
So true Paula!
I seen Koko got an ad here !
The 7 th Popularity indeed can be harmful!
Excellent post!
I will alwas be here at the comment section!
nice post thank you for sharing...
thanks Glenway, Mangesh,Koko, Ghulam, Sheila, Mr.john
@ Nicole, glenway created an ad for this also,
i always love to read this, great and funny life lessons
love your support guys ^^,
Hahahaha! Good lessons! Please check out some of my joke blogs!
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the USA on November 24th!
Funny,I have all these on my joke blog too.
nice funny lessons here Sis...
You made me smile today...:-)
thanks for sharing... ^_^
thanks everyone
glad I made you all smile :)
Great post. I specialy like 4,5 and 6
Thank you
@ Joost - Thanks for visiting
very nice...thanks for sharing...
Fantastic story i like it........i feel happy
These are funny lessons to learn...great post!
Hahaha! I gasped in some of the other ones before laughing!!! Good one.
Great jokes with lasting lessons!
Great posting ! YOU ARE VERY GOOD !! NICE ARTICLE!
nice
nice post
this post compelled me to think as a farsighted
COOL...love your support
thank you so much
wow lol nice post dear thanks,,
Thanks for sharing, very nice & interesting stories
very good you very well
nice blog
it was so funny...!
very good you very well
nice blog
by the way i love this pink colour you have used here to show us the funny life lesons, have a beautiful night.
thank you so much :)
Great post, verry funny....
hahahaha nice post
tey are so beautiful jokes and lessons, thank you my friend for them and now can i say have a nice work day as i want my friend to the inportant one and taking care of his work, health and life, i do not care how much he want to be with his friends, but i want him to take care about his time and his work life bside his personal life as we are practical people, have a beautiful day in work and in life.
ha ha ha ha....what a story.very funny.i learned from ur post. great....thanks simply for sharing.
thank you ^_^
funny post
very nice, thanks and success
thank you ^_^
Very good jokes Paula and great lessons. Hope you are keeping well my friend! :D
funny post. congrat