Contents of this blog
- The bucket with apples
- The fight in us
- The smile
- The dirty laundry of the neighbours
- Brother's love
- The kitty and it's tail
- The beginning of the happiness
- The beginning of the wisdom
- The champion
- The view from the window
- The beggar and the village man
- The beauty of the princess
- Limp Bizkit
- What the feeling to be hated is
- The butterfly and the old oak
- The traces
- The view
- The lie
- The sparrow and the rainbow
- The sinful monk and the demons
- The independence
- The sinner and the holy man
- A honest letter to my friend, who killed me
- The Fire
- The truth
- The five most important things in the life
- The Test
- The gift
- Who is rich?
- Bradbury
- Desiderata - Gabriel Garcia Marquez - en espanol
- Albert Einstein
- exit
- Some questions - part 4
- Some questions - part 3
- Some questions - part 2
- Some questions - part 1
- The Good Luck
- The cake
- A praise
- Tango
- The cross
- The faith
13 Comments
very nice post
11-9. A great day! ... Hugs
Two women after their death. The first one asks the other:
- How did you die?
- Ice cream, says the second.
- Oh, horrible, ... as ice cream to die?
- Shaking, fingers hurt, but after a while you become calm, like sleep ...
- And you ... how did you die?
- I had cardiac arrest. I thought my husband cheating and I decided to finish with lies. I went into the house in full day and I found the TV. I searched everywhere but there was no one in the basement, bedroom, but everything was clean speed. We went upstairs but nothing there either ... I finally got on the bridge but can not climb stairs and took only a few cardiac arrest. The other says:
- Misfortune! If you have checked in the freezer, we were both alive today!
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O ZI MINUNATA!... PUPICI
Doua femei dupa moartea lor. Prima o intreaba pe cealalta:
- Cum ai murit?
- Inghetata, zice a doua.
- Ah, oribil, ... cum este sa mori inghetata?
- Tremuri, degetele te dor, dar dupa un timp devii calma, ca si cum ai adormi...
- Si tu... cum ai murit?
- Eu am facut stop cardiac. Credeam ca barbatul ma inseala si m-am decis sa termin cu minciunile. Am intrat in casa in plina ziua si l-am gasit la televizor. Am cautat peste tot dar nu era nimeni, la subsol, in dormitor, in viteza dar totul era curat. Am urcat la etaj dar nici acolo nimic... In final am urcat in pod dar nu reusisem sa urc decat cateva scari si am facut stop cardiac. Cealalta zice:
- Nenorocire! Daca ai fi verificat in congelator, azi eram amandoua in viata!
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great vicky
Nice joke, Ioana!
Thanks for your comments, friends!
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