Life will teach everything

Benefits of being single 

1. You can go out on Saturday night with your gal pals and not have to explain yourself when you get home.

2. You can have the TV remote all to yourself.

3. You don't have to wash smelly socks, skid-marked underwear and (ugh!) hankies.

4. You can have the whole couch to yourself.

5. You can sob all you want when you watch chick flicks with your girlfriends - and they won't laugh at you.

6. You can eat cookies in bed and not worry about the crumbs getting on his side of the bed.

7. You don't have to worry about what the bathroom smells like when you leave it.

8. You don't have to listen to snoring and farting all night (unless it's yours,