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Woman Versus Man

by Power User Lueda Towery on October 08, 2011

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

WOMEN'S REVENGE
 
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
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18 Comments

Simply Jen · Become a Fan

love it....especially the second to the last...^_^
thanks for making me smile.. :)

18 months ago
Success Coach Rafique Alam · Become a Fan

It is essential that husband and wife............. I like this sentence. nice post thank for share.

16 months ago
Aina Khan · Become a Fan

lovely post really interesting and unique post i like it thanks for sharing such a nice post

16 months ago
Mohsan Ishfaque · Become a Fan

its great post

16 months ago
Just Aphrodite.. · Become a Fan

Lovely and interesting post about men & women..
Very funny!

13 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

Thank you everyone!

6 months ago
Devendra Kumar Malik · Become a Fan

Lovely and interesting post about men and women !!!!!!!!!!!

6 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

Thank you everyone! This post put a smile in my face every time I read it.

6 months ago
Devendra Kumar Malik · Become a Fan

It is complimented by you once again , keep this spirit on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

Thank you again!

6 months ago
Power User Lena M · Become a Fan

So funny and entertaining...I enjoyed this .Thanks for sharing

6 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

You are welcome! Thanks for reading.

6 months ago
Maame Fosuaa · Become a Fan

Very interesting post.

6 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

Thanks for reading. It is there for entertainment.

6 months ago
Maame Fosuaa · Become a Fan

Yes i can see dear, but try to visit mine too

6 months ago
Melanie Delfin · Become a Fan

I enjoyed it. ..Very funny!

6 months ago
Power User Lueda Towery · Become a Fan

Thanks for reading.

6 months ago