3am Art Blog

Yeah I had to keep it PG-13 LOL.... I've had some raunchy comments made (and I wasn't anywhere raunchy - one happened in the library!) that I'm not even gonna put on the list and the scary thing is... .some people think that stuff works LOL

The library one was sort of impressive because hopefully it meant he could read. I like the patient one LOLOL... dude's a mess and he's thinking of my homegirl! love it.

After 8 years of working at the porn shop, I got everything from "what time do you get off, what time would you like to get off?" to "you ever see the living quarters in a mack truck baby? you wanna?". It got to the point where I kinda looked forward to the silly crap that was said and give them a 1-10 score on the spot. I have to admit, number 12....might work on me, that ones kinda cute

I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..

lol nice

@Ivy - my partner worked the night shift in a 24 hour adult theater / movie rental place (years ago). I heard a lot of the craziness that went on - what an insane subculture.

some of these are kind of cute, and others are, well, kinda lame. fun reading though.

@Glenway so true. I think less of a guy when they try to use a line ... they just don't work on me.

Hello hows my future ex-wife
I don't know if you use this one it might be to bad i'll try to keep it clean
Can I treat you like a postage stamp lick you stick you send you on your way LOL
I have more but some you can't post LOL

@Eric bwa ha ha i remember that line! Hadn't heard the postage stamp one before - so funny!!!!!!!

Here's a couple more
What do you like more blueberries or strawberries cause I need to know what kind of pancakes I should make you in the morning.
Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor.
Is that a mirror in my pocket cause I can see in my pants

screwed last one up it should say I can see you in my pants

@Eric - that makes it even funnier~!

Oh my stars too funny.

If I follow you home will you keep me

I haven't heard that one before!

are you a tulips gardener? why don't you plant your two lips right here (point to lips)

I've had a lot of dirty ones, but I thought this one was fairly original lol

@Becky - LOLOLOL good contribution!

this is funny admit ive used most lol.....one more for ya !
HERE TAKE THIS QUARTER , CALL YOUR MOTHER TELL HER YOU WILL BE LATE BE HOME TONINGHT

@Jack - thanks for your contribution and I have to ask - did any of the lines work?

Lol Jolynn...A few mostly in my navy days.. you know us sailors were like lol okay admit that was many years ago.. i could tell ya a few more but your a lady ha ha ha betcha can guess..I saw this post and burst out laughing (thnx ha ha ) i really love a good sence of humor....and those who share it with me.. take care....... respect always, Jack

@Jack - how funny - I was married to a smooth-talkin' sailor. I know how you Navy boys are ha ha.....

@ Jolynn.... haha ha then you should know them all ha ha ha sitting here remembering a few also in many launguages in far off ports ha ha ha now adays its you ladies that use em on us guys lmao.. ahhhhhhh memories of NAVY days lol... you should do a list of pick up lines you ladies use.. now that will be fun and funny im sure lol...

@Jack - in all honesty - I don't have any lines - when I try to flirt it's so freakin' tragic - I just don't LOL....

@ Jolynn.... yeah yeah LOL... j/k You are one funny lady.. you ladies know exactly how to flirt ha ha ha...my daughter is always teaseing me that i'm a big flirt lol but thats just who i am... LOL IVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR A FEW YEARS NOW MADE SOME NICE FRIENDS BUT ADMIT I CRINGE AT HOW SOME GUYS TRY A LINE LMAO....GOTTA LOVE THIS SITE.. IT'S MY OPINION THE SECRET TO MAKEING A COOL FRIEND OR THREE IS TO ALWAYS BE RESPECTFUL AND HUMUROS & LEND A EAR WHEN A FRIEND NEEDS TO LET OFF STEAM... MAKE EM LAUGH... OH WAS THAT A LINE !!! LOL LOL

Southern boys just smile and say please and thank you. Our momma's taught us well.

I just lost my license, can I get a ride? I understand you lost your license can I give you a ride?

@R. Thomas oh man those are rich!

These are awesome (in a funny haahaa way)!!! Love it! :)

babe what makes u so beautiful like this, u are so sweet

this is a nice one. I hope we all need to take God out of comedy sometimes. I think about this always.

CRAZY

I still like the guy that wanted to give me "homework" LOL...

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hahaha that is funny

Jolynn, its running pretty late... are you still coming or should i just come and pick you up??




see if this works :D

hahahahahahaha it would be a helluva commute Andy!

don't blame me for trying :P
sooo... shall we??? :D

not really,just ask a woman out no bull

Frank knows! He gets right to the point!

Here's one I have heard, "Mind if I take your picture? I want to show Santa Claus exactly what I want for Christmas."

Other than that, probably the rudest pick up line I have ever heard (and it's been used on me several times): "Hey baby, are you fertile? If so, I want to marry you." I turned it back onto the guy by asking him what his sperm count was and he threw a temper tantrum, yelling that was totally inappropriate. (Why, yes, it is. That is exactly the point I am trying to make!)

I even had an instructor in a courtship and dating course in college recommend that you ask your date how many children they want to have---on the first date. HORRIBLE DATING ADVICE!!!!!!! He believed that dating is preparatory to marriage and having a family, and that it is wrong to date just for fun. (I think that it is okay to date for fun until you find someone you want to go steady with.) My mom and I were talking about it, and she started threatening to go speak with the instructor about it. Sometimes, I think that maybe I should have written the instructor and anonymous letter about it and slipped it underneath his office door. I can understand asking such a question to ensure that your goals and dreams in life are similar to theirs, but not on the first date or when you first meet someone. That gets into a subject that is very personal and touchy for a lot of people. I think that asking such a question is best reserved for when you have been dating someone for a while and are very seriously thinking about marrying and having a family with them.