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* Arlene * helps shelters for abused women and children.

 

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

47 Comments

very good observation

24 months ago

Arlene ... how about I give it a go with you ... will guarantee that romance 9.5 and personal attn 6.5 can be upgraded and given virus protection as long as hot lingerie 7.7 stays in effect !!

24 months ago

Very interesting but not all husbands are operating systems.

24 months ago

The additional software 7.7 is the most downloaded and used software and it works.

24 months ago

@ Stan: You are too funny! LOL...

24 months ago

WOW!!!!! you made me think...This is a good one to digest fully...so to proceed...good advice...I like ittttttt

24 months ago

Women donot only install but make it operate the most...

24 months ago

Too many a couple live in a dream world, marriage isn't friendship & will never be. In friendship there's a lot of pretence to woo the individual. Typical example, when you are looking for something, you require much effort, but when you have got it, you relax. You don't value what you have untill you lose it. Wives shouldn't expect too much from their husbands, while men shouldn't be negligent of their matrimonial responsibilities. Complaining will never resolve the issue, what have you invested to get returns? life its not all about you all the time what about others? Marriage is a mutual relationship . Its a question of sacrifice, summarily, couples should make their marriage work.

24 months ago

Your Norton anti virus is out of date..So your boyfriend will be running very slow. Staple..Down load the yard boy..and he will removed all the virus from the system..

23 months ago

Much like keeping my computer at windows XP - I am sticking with Boyfriend 5.0 and not installing Husband 3.0 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL---- Being happily UNmarried rules :)

23 months ago

Some women would just like to "uninstall" their husband...LOL!

23 months ago

Thanks for the info. I've been thinking about upgrading, but now with this information I don't know.

23 months ago

This is so creative, entertaining, and funny! Great post Arlene!

23 months ago

thx that is a good one

23 months ago

could you send me a copy of this, funny loved it

23 months ago

Husband 1.0 definitely has bugs...so has anyone tried Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 to increase Husband 1.0 performance? LOL...

23 months ago

I should've uninstalled you know who a LONG time ago!

23 months ago

that's superboy and interesting

22 months ago

Have a nice upgraded system, congratulation; this is so funny, thank you so much for showing what happened to you according to a computer language. Husband life is of course different life from the boyfriend life, as you became responsible for your new life with your wife. Have a nice life in your new upgraded.

19 months ago

cool ....

18 months ago

nice post..

17 months ago

hello again, by the way i love to say something in my mind, i do not know you love me so much like that to make a group of people from different countries and to choose me to be with you to make these beautiful discussion, of course not all of them are beautiful as you know as they need to be more polite, but according to differrent people we have here and different cultures we have, that means we can aceept some of these subject and all what we can do is not leaving a comment, and now have a wonderful time , and ca i take some time to do my work, have a nice and successful day

17 months ago

nice postiing

16 months ago

nice..........................

16 months ago

nice posting

16 months ago

nice posting

16 months ago

i love what u have mentioned above on how you can install your husband, i think any man cannot accept to be installed and if he notes his wife installs him he will escape from her, and that is all, have a nice night.

15 months ago

Hello, this topic is so interesting and we can see no woman can install her husband as marriage is to share the life togatether and nit to chamnge or install the other, but each one tries to be acceptable to the other in this relationship or to be tolerant in this relationship, have a nice time, and now can i say have a nice and peaceful night, and do not forget to cover yourself well as tonight is so so cold, and drink some hot drinks if you are working, have a beautiful night, and wonderful dreams.

15 months ago

nice posting

15 months ago

Hello again, tehy are so funny article on how t install husband, so i will keep this information well and i will try to apply them in my future life.

14 months ago

thanks for sharing

13 months ago

nice blog posting

10 months ago

good laughs, thanks for sharing, very funny

10 months ago

very nice post thanks for sharing

9 months ago

good

9 months ago

you made me think about your post...;)
it's very interesting and fun reading on it...
thanks for sharing Arlene,,,

8 months ago

I am glad you enjoyed reading this. I still laugh whenever I read it again =)

8 months ago

very nice post

8 months ago