Jokes Gallery

The Telephone Call

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,

“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”

“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

Jo-Hua So-Hua

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

Bheekari

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
dua dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

Bhaiya

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

Munna aur Circuit

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend everyday.
for 3 years.

Circuit: Then what hapned?

Munna: Nothing she married da postman

Jab Gabbar paida hua...

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

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