At Your Service

People know you are Jamaican if ..........
 
1. You can distinguish between "cocoa-tea" "bush-tea" and "green-tea."

2. When someone sympathizes with you, you comment:
"Yuh tink seh it easy?"

3. You point with your lips.

4. You can't say "three" or "thing" ... you say "tree" and "ting".
 
5. You say words like Heg (instead of Egg); Hingland (instead of England ).
 
6. You give directions with your hands, even if it is in another state.
 
7. You go to parties for the food and drink and then cuss afterwards when the food and drink run out.
 
8. You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
 
9. You always find yourself standing