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Funny texts to send friends and lovers                                                              

1.The cops are looking for someone Tall, Dark, and sexy ,I know Your Ugly self is safe but where the heck do I hide?

2. I want to take you somewhere real expensive, want to follow me to the gas station?

3.Breaking News!! All the women in the

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omg! i love these i may just have to use these on some people i know sometime! these rock!

23 months ago