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 I've Fallen

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" 

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." 

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest  arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.