My Funny Collection

Kids Views on Relationships

What exactly is marriage?

“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents”
Eric, age 6

“When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out.”
Anita, age 9

Is it better to be single or married?

“I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.”
Theodore, age 8

“You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan”
Kirsten, age 10

“It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them”
Anita, age 9

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.”
Will, age 7

What is the right age to get married?

“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.”
Camille, age