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Funny Quotes About Life

by Power User Iftikhar Ifti on November 28, 2011
Here's a compilation of some Funny Quotes About Life which is bound to give you a hearty laugh. Share 'em with your friends & family and make everyone's day a bit brighter.

  • Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? ------Bob Monkhouse
  • You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. ----Funny Life Quotes by Chris Rock
  • Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. -----Yiddish Proverb
  • My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. ------Josh Billings
  • Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go! ------Maya Angelou
  • Life is not a
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12 Comments

Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

thanks :)

17 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks :)

17 months ago
Shakil Ahmad · Become a Fan

Beautiful and excellent post.
Really nice and superb post.
Thanx for sharing.

17 months ago
Ramachandran Mangalamkat · Become a Fan

Nice quotes.for ex. the Woody Allen joke.(I am not.afraid of death...........)

17 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thank you for liking this amazing post about funny life quotes!

17 months ago
Muhammad Abubakar · Become a Fan

very nice

15 months ago
Thanh Le · Become a Fan

I like it a lot. Will try to remember some and talk smart!

15 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for your comments:)

15 months ago
Amira Samir · Become a Fan

Thank u v much for your proverbes and wise saying we can see in this life, so i think the best think is to do what do you say........have a good time.

13 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for your comments!

12 months ago