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by Power User Iftikhar Ifti on October 18, 2011

Dumb and funny, cute and stupid, cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines you have ever heard!

Remember, our blogs can not be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face, when you try to use some of these.

Funny pickup lines are not always the ONES that give you the desired result!

If you do use any, good luck!

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (warning! we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

  • Is your Dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
  • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
  • Excuse me, but I am new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  • Can I buy you a drink or you would just prefer the five bucks?
  • I wish I were a tear, so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!
  • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  • You must be the reason for global warming, because you are hot
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23 Comments

Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

thanks :)

19 months ago
Cyrus K · Become a Fan

I wish I were a drop of tear, so that I can start from your eyes, live a nice and happy life on your face and then end my life in your beautiful lips.... its beautiful thought..

19 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

thanks for everyone's comments!

19 months ago
Sean Paul Karlens · Become a Fan

great... very funny.. thanks for sharing your ads...

17 months ago
Senator Vicky SC · Become a Fan

Haha,great post!
Thanks!

17 months ago
M.Nawaz · Become a Fan

very nice dear

17 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

thanks for every one:)

17 months ago
Amira Samir · Become a Fan

hello agai, it is so funny wat yo have mentioned above, i love all of thesm as you have written or chosen to ?????????????????? and all of them i dedicated to you again as i loe to tell you the same, and now can i tell you have a good and peaceful sleep and wonderful dreams and please cover yourself well as i love you to be in good heath, and now good night.

17 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for your comments and your best wishes. i love my all friend and fans.

17 months ago
Amira Samir · Become a Fan

hello, how are you, happy new year and happy first day in this year, i love see you in good health and in lovely life and all of your wish will come true in this neww year 2012, and have a beautiful evening.

16 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for your lovely wishes!

16 months ago
Iqra Tabsum · Become a Fan

Thank you my dear for this beautiful post.

16 months ago
Ponam Khan · Become a Fan

very good you very well
nice blog

16 months ago
Shah Jehan · Become a Fan

i like all this interesting lines but the last 2nd one line is so cute. great sharing

16 months ago
Rakesh Bidlan · Become a Fan

nic..

16 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for everyone:)

16 months ago
Amira Samir · Become a Fan

these words or collection as you say here, is so so funny and romantic, have a nice time. hey u still there ????????????

15 months ago
Ayesha Butt · Become a Fan

Nice post thanks for the sharing keep it up.

15 months ago
Naureen khan · Become a Fan

very excellent line,i think funny or to think about it.

13 months ago
Power User Iftikhar Ifti · Become a Fan

Thanks for all your comments!

13 months ago