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Jan K. helps fight mental illnesses and depression.

 

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…

32 Comments

Nice jokes...Wife is so difficult to understand hahaha "Husband...You are giving me problems! Wife said: You create your own problem because you will never have it if you hadn't marry me in the first place" And my husband shut up ^_^

21 months ago

hahaha

21 months ago

good and funny

21 months ago

@ jan's : hahah.. good post! thank you for sharing! ^_^

@ vivian : nice one sis! ^_^

21 months ago

Ha ha ha..that's very fun reading your jokes....

21 months ago

good

21 months ago

good................. 5* for you

21 months ago

Thank you everyone for visiting my blogs! Much appreciated my friends! Have a nice day! :-)

21 months ago

Thank you *PrInCz M@Rwl*

18 months ago

it is usually a fight started like that as no one respect the openion of the other and also he does not care about the feelings of the others, so this should be cause of any fiight could be happened between two and among the others, have a good time.

18 months ago

Thanks you!

18 months ago

great jokes it so funny

18 months ago

Hahaha, i like the one of the drunken man, so funny, thanks

18 months ago

Thank you Melanie & Ismay!

18 months ago

hahaha thats hilarious.

18 months ago

Thanks Elizabeth!

18 months ago

the fight here should be started in all the examples you have mentioned above, please try to take care of the feelings of the others, before talking, or before doing any thing wrong against the others, please i repeat my question again, do you know how to down load the books from web sites, if you know please tell me as i need some certain books to down load them, but i do not know. now can i say have a nice time and wonderful dreams, as i know i get you tired, but you get me loving the world and the life i live and the time i spend with you. take care of your health, by the way by nght it will be so cool or cold, so take care of your self well, have a nice time.

18 months ago

funny post, thanks:)

18 months ago

how many times i involve in fighting but i should remember that any anger never end happiness..

18 months ago

Thank you!

18 months ago

hello agin, i like what you hav mentioned her as you can see the flight could start from the misunderstood of the sayings of the other, but i think when we understand us well, we can understand the meaning of our words especially after a long tim eof life, and to avoid the fighting is to see what is wrong in you and try to fix it, before pointing at the other by your finger, have a nice time.

17 months ago

Thank you Erlinet & hebasayed! :D

17 months ago

i am not play games with you, but you soemtimes play different games with me, and i accept this, by the way would you like to make chatting now ??????????????????????/ as i miss you and i just say Good morning and that is all but i need to feel you answer me.

15 months ago

nice

15 months ago

good

14 months ago

how i can play games with you, with you, and you what is the meaning of you..............i cannot play games with nay hearts as i am afraid of Allah, and i know playing with hearts is like killing the people, s o do not harm or hurt any heart especially when this heart full of your love. so do not say this sentence again. i tried to call u but i think it is better to give us a chance to think aout what we are doing here, as i am here for you Ahmed and i found we play with love and you love to make friendship and not to get married and i have my own life, so what you do in my place, i want to be a wife and and a friend tomy husband and so i found we play with the fire, yes love could be fire when we do not think well in our future together. you are a man and you can play with many hearts, but i annot play with hearts as i mentioned the reason above. playing with hearts is a grave criminal and if we have a clear article in our criminal law showing us how we keep our hearts away from being stealing or hurt by the paople we love, it will be very great and then i will go to your home with a police man and ask you to recover the heart you get hurt. of course you are laughing now, but this is the true and all what i can do is to revive and recall the good part inside you to be a judge for my complain from your cruel heart with me. i know you are not cruel and you are the kndest one in this world, i know but i want you to make your decision for my fate with you.

14 months ago

of course yo are the best, but you will be the real king and Sultan of the heart of the one you love when you prove to her that you are really wanting her, to get married her and not for anything elese, as she will not accept you in her life to be anything but her husbad as she respect herself and repect her life and her circumstances and the first thing is she is afraid of God, ALlah, mon dieu, ma Dia. and she love the one so much, she loves Ahmed so much, so ........................

14 months ago