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by Power User Jan K. on June 19, 2011

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened?! 
 
 
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
 
 
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian,Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

12 Comments

hahah..funny..thanx for sharing

23 months ago

Gotcha. Watch it, don't give unnessessary excuses. lol :-))

23 months ago

haha.. funny.. thanks

23 months ago

haha. its very funny

22 months ago

Thank you everyone for coming by and reading! "To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity” ~Toni Mont

22 months ago

funny joke...very nice

22 months ago

nice joke

22 months ago

VERY FUNNY!!

22 months ago

haha in some way he is a smart one..

22 months ago

LOL...Laughter is the best medicines.

22 months ago

Thank you for visiting my friends!

22 months ago