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Jan K. helps fight mental illnesses and depression.

Funny Jokes 01

by Power User Jan K. on February 15, 2011

TILL DEATH DO US PART

Mildred, 93, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
   
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
   
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
   
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.


44 Comments

hahaha... the last story is best

27 months ago

Very funny, I like them.

27 months ago

funny jokes

27 months ago

hahaha this is fun lol

27 months ago

ha ha ha i got it....

27 months ago

Very funny jokes!

I like Mrs. Michelle Obama reply!

27 months ago

very funny, nice

27 months ago

I love it very funny....Great job.

Your turn!

God Bless

26 months ago

lol :) tag your it :)

26 months ago

Thank you friends! :-)

21 months ago

Obama in Jokes section!
Nice jokes , Jan !

20 months ago

Loved the jokes. Last one was really good. Thaks for sharing.

20 months ago

Nice jokes. Great illustration.

20 months ago

Hahahaha, she shot herself in the knee!

20 months ago

hahaha, very funny, thanks

20 months ago

I love "when your dog has that look on his face" !!!!!!!!!!

20 months ago

its funny , thaks God Bless you

20 months ago

nice

20 months ago

Each one of them is so funny joke, happy jokes forever. the best one for me that of the president Obama and his wife, as she loves to tell to him she is the one who is responsible of his success, yes she is right behind every successful man, should be a great woman, who loves to take care of her husband and make him ready to see his business in calm and in peaceful mind.

19 months ago

great post my friend
great post thanks for sharing..

18 months ago

Thanks all for coming by for a visit!

18 months ago

hahahahha very funny

18 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it Zeenal!

18 months ago

funny.. thanks!

18 months ago

very funny...thanks for sharing!!

18 months ago

hahaha funny one
thanks for the joke Ms. Jan

18 months ago

You're welcome everyone and thank you very much!

18 months ago

great work@its nice

17 months ago

Thank you Wajeeha! :D

17 months ago

good day, haev a beautiful time in your work. how are you, i love these jokes so much as they are so funny, have a nice time.

17 months ago

Thank you karasiwo 7 hebasayed! Appreciate your visits and comments! :D

17 months ago

Thanks for your visit RH! :D

17 months ago

very funny

12 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it!

12 months ago