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7 reasons not to mess with children!

  

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

 The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to

33 Comments

this is a beautiful article. and kids are really innocent.i really like the way the kids answer it.

28 months ago

Thank for laugh! Little jokes makes the heart smile!

28 months ago

nice jokes

28 months ago

you know that i love children.... i love this funny jokes...

28 months ago

very funny

28 months ago

hahhahah fuuuuuuuuuuny funny funny
wonderful jessica
nice joke

28 months ago

i will give 5 star

28 months ago

hehehehe very funny.. children sometimes can help to release our tension.. following your blog

28 months ago

narrow neck and whales can not swallow a human?

28 months ago

very funny... I like it

28 months ago

whale swallows all

28 months ago

lovely and funny post

28 months ago


Thats the saying children are angels very innocent

27 months ago

i love them,especially the one about the group picture

26 months ago

this is funny..lol

25 months ago

Thank you for visiting and glad you enjoyed it! Have a nice day! :-)

25 months ago

VERY VULGAR KID'S LOL HEHE

25 months ago

nice joke..

24 months ago

Hahaha,,,So funny jokes!

24 months ago

Way to Go! ! ! ! U want to hear the truth .....ask a Kid. AWASOMEEEEEE ...

23 months ago

hehehe..tht's sooooooooooooo cute.. and funny .. lol

23 months ago

Kids aren't stupid and haven't been scared into hiding their thoughts yet. We need to learn from their candidness.

21 months ago

wonderful jokes. kids do have an inocent answers for everything.

21 months ago

Kids are clever nowadays...

21 months ago

very funny... i like how kids make us laughed with their innocense.. :)

21 months ago