Funny Love Story
My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my thirty-fifth birthday and I wasn't feeling too bothered about it that morning.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday" and probably prepared a present for me. 
Forget "Happy Birthday". She didn't even say "Good Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." 
However, the children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

I went to the office feeling pretty low. 
As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss, happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. 
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said