Amazing Jokes

The Muppets, starring Jason Segel, Amy Adams, and a whole bunch of Muppets, is hitting the big screen for the tenth time. But what if a fuzzy asteroid hit the Henson headquarters and every Muppet was wiped from the face of the earth, forcing humans to take their place? In preparation for the playful marionette-puppet-hybrid apocalypse, here’s our suggested cast list. Wokka, wokka!

Tiffany Pollard a.k.a. “New York” as Janice

Pollard has been VH1’s main source of income from 2006 to 2008 and a dead ringer for Janice, the lead guitar in the Electric Mayhem, the Muppet Show band. As the old saying goes, one man’s reality cash cow is another's Muppet lookalike.

Rip Taylor as The Swedish Chef

These two have so much in common. One loves confetti, the other loves spaghetti!

Steven Tyler as Animal

Tyler beat drums!!! Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler’s popularity peaked again this year when he served as an American Idol judge, and then he slipped and fell in a bathroom and broke his face. This is so Animal, the furry red ball of energy and the only drummer to ever stand out since that guy from Def Leppard learned to play with one arm.

Seth Rogen as Fozzie Bear