I’m not going to sit here and wax lyrically about what girl deserves to be at what number while trying (not-so-hard) to make you laugh when all you want to do is get to the pictures, which is fine by me. Enjoy, and take my word for it, these are the top 11 hottest Got Milk Hoes in all of land.

[Written by Jonathan Burda]

The formula I used to calculate each girl’s place is too long and cumbersome for most of your simple minds. Just know this. This is the absolute list. What I say goes. There are no mistakes. If your favourite spank skank didn’t make the list doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m talking about. It means you should upgrade to my skanks. By skanks I mean lovely, beautiful, talented, celebrities, with nice breasteses and fit asses.

1. Beyonce

If I’d never heard her sing or seen Austin Powers 3 she would have been in the top 5.

10. Lindsay Lohan

All that coke and alcohol seems to be working lately. She hasn’t looked this good in years.

9. Rihanna

It’s