No Love, No Friendship

Mr Y: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Mr Y: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Mr Y: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..

Mr Y visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

Mr Y at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

A man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

A dog was chasing Mr Y he was just laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Me Y: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

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