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Very Funny Love Quotes

Very Funny Love Quotes

1:-A collection of humorous and funny love quotes.
Shopping is better than $ex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.





2:-An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.





3:- Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.





4:-Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.





5:- Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.





6:-You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.





7:-The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."





8:-No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.





9:-Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.





10:-When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.





11:-Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!





12:-You can't buy love on eBay.





13:-If $ex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?





14:-A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.





15:-Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Coping in a Hetero$exual Society

A gay man told me once, "I feel the whole world is watching every move I make. It is like being in a glass bowl and it is not a comfortable feeling."

Such sentiment is not uncommon among gays and lesbians. Our society is predominantly hetero$exual. Homo$exuals are a minority, except in very few sections of few cities like Chicago and San Francisco. According to a recent research by Family Institute, only 2-3% of men and 2% of women are homo$exual.

Hence the feeling of being in a glass bowl, being watched. Worse, the feeling that the society is discriminating against gays and lesbians and that they are not truly protected. So how do you cope if you are one of them?

Here are a few commonsense tips.

1. Be careful following the society leaders who profess to be for gays and lesbians. Many of these leaders want

Will a Love Quiz Really Help You Understand More?

You want to find out if you are really in love - and your find a quiz that is going to help you do that. But do the answers of the quiz really tell the accurate truth, or are you putting too much value towards those quizzes.

Sometimes you can get an answer that you don't like and worry about the relationship because of it. And sometimes you can get an answer that tells you everything is okay when you know it's not. And it's when you let the answers affect you and your relationship negatively or confuse you in some way that you may start to find trouble.

That said, love quizzes can also help you figure things out as well! So here are some guidelines to make sure you make the most out of your quiz.

Why a Love Quiz Can Be Good For You and Your Relationship

Your gut instinct is a powerful thing. It lets you know when there is danger ahead and when to turn around, and it also lets you know when

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