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| Advantages Of Being A Woman | |
| Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. |
SMS Jokes in English is the best collection of funny messages that will leave you laughing. Send these short text messages to your friends and make their day enjoyable. These are also a nice way to provide relief from stress and anxiety. For at least a moment, they make the daily headaches and life's tensions disappear.
Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever,
there will be one heart always beating for you,How to Do a Donkey Kick
A donkey kick is a simple version of a handstand
Steps
1. Bring your arms up close to your ears
2. Put your right foot in the front and the left foot in the back (this is if you are a rightie; for lefties it's vice versa).
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage
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