An Email From Heaven

One day, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So, he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

   One Saturday night, a pastor was working late and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let it ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes.

"Why?  The portion I added was so small.  Just a teaspoonful.  You won’t even taste it.”  “Come on, dad, just tell us what the ingredient is.” “Don’t worry!  It is organic, just like the other ingredients.”

“Dad!” “Well, OK, if you insist.  That secret ingredient is organic…..dog poop.”

Some years ago when I was a pastor, I walked into my church office after a Sabbath morning service to find a sandwich bag on my desk.  Containing three chocolate brownies.  Some thoughtful and anonymous saint who knew my love for chocolate had placed them there, along with a apiece of paper that had a short story written on it.  I immediately sat down and began eating the first brownie as I read the following story: