Inspirational Stories Index #1

Here are some unbelievable true stories, some silly,
some stupid, & some ingenious! 

My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.

"Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today, The "Children's Bill of Rights."

It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear.

I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray.

I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like, and get tattoos from head to toes.

If you love someone, tell them. Remember always to say what
you mean. Never be afraid to express yourself. Take this
opportunity to tell someone what they mean to you.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For beautiful eyes, seek out the good in other people.

To lose weight, let go of stress and the need to control others.

To improve your ears, listen to the word of God.

Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer ...
somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath.