Doctor : "Nurse' did you tell my wife what I said to you as              your laughing fiddle the guitar in my heart?

         Nurse:Yes! Doctor why? what happened

         Doctor: My wife started beating drums in my back portion

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        Teacher: if we through a stone 'up' why it comes down?

         Pupil: because the sky is above and the land is below.

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       "During night my grand mother will take only one fruit.

        "why" only one fruit means which fruit she likes ?

         "Jack fruit"

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        "Do you mean to say that the police would not have          

          arrested

         Mr.Stephen for the bank robbery"          

           "I am that Stephen"

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       "Doctor sir! I don't get sleep during night hours

        what can be done?"

        " If I were to know about it why should I keep my             clinic opened through out  the nights"

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    " Why do you have a bursting laugh?"

                                                    SALES PROMOTION

• The customers do not easily yield to attractions of colourful advertisements put up on the hoardings and in the glitzy magazines.The fate of a product results in how it has been promoted in the market.
• In the early days people were very much fond of loud speakers,campaign and

                                THE HEALING TOUCH OF MUSIC THERAPY  

•  The latest innovation of the Medical Science is the curing some diseases through music therapy making the patient to hear music in sound volume.This has become the practise from the olden days to modern times.
• when the music is heard ,will go to the audio-system and induce the mind

                                             PRICE HIKE COMMODITIES

• Increasing in the price of goods or called price hike of commoditis.This is called Inflation of an economy.
• It

                                           INTOXICATED DRIVING

• Usually people go for intoxication to avoid pain and strain of hard labour.
• People wanting to mingle with large number of friends and