GANDURI =

Special Course for Men

Pedagogical goal of the training course is to allow men to develop part of the brain whose existence one ignored.
Program: 4 modules of which one required:
Module 1: (required course)
A. Learning to live without my mother (2000 hours)
Two. My wife is my mother (350 hours)
Three. I understand that football is nothing more than a sport

Module 2: Life in two
A. To have children become jealous without (them) (50 hours)
Two. Not to say stupid things when his wife gets friends (500 hours)
Three. Remote control to exceed

Quotes .. Happy

-Cronos cut testicles father Uranus with a sickle, which was the personification of the sky. And I think that the right thing: you can imagine a sky with testicles?
Who smiles when things go wrong has already thought who to blame.
-Intelligence wake me ... but I'm faster.
-Fish that fight current ... dies electrocuted.
-The hardest thing in boxing is to picks his teeth with the glove.
-Kid, if you know how many cakes I back, I give you both.
-Work has never killed anyone, but why to risk?
-Run from temptations ... but slowly, you can get.
-Why drink and drive, and when you can smoke and fly?
-The Misfits are honest society.
-Fool laughs three times: once when others laugh, a joke and understand time again, he realizes that the races without understanding.
-There are two words that you open many doors: pull and push.
-If your bird has whispered something, you've gone crazy, because birds do not speak.
-A study insteamna you doubt the intelligence of bank colleague.
-Alcohol kills slowly, but no matter. Do not rush me.
-Money do not buy happiness ... a ready-made.
-Stress is to wake up screaming, and then you realize you do not sleep.
-The most important is to know! More important is to have the number one who knows.
-I do not suffer from insanity ... I enjoy it every minute.
-Shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-To err is human ... Yet another is to blame and more humane.

One Gram of Happiness Please!

He walked the streets tired. Their land legs after him, one after another. Her face was dirty, bloody hands and clothes just rags. The wind blew out strong. The boy was trying to raise your arms at your sides, so thought can warm .... but not succeed. I do not even know where it is going ...

Exhausted, he went against the wall and let down .... he ran his hand through his hair, but ... it is off in dirty hair and strengthened. Stomach and he had made his presence felt. Asked. But what to give? 

Eva

Full of mystery, exciting, beautiful, life-giving, the crown of creation, sensual, mysterious ... How would our world look like without it, woman? Clearly, just talking about her walk on holy land. Why? Because Eva is icing on the cake creation. In the absence of women, any ball loses its beauty.

But look around today and what we see? A different picture. The company proposes successful women, women-object possessing the magic figure 90-60-90. The truth is that most women today are actually beings tired, misunderstood and overwhelmed by things.

Somewhere between sweet

GANDURI = Thoughts

It hurts when I hear your voice and I can not tell you how much better I do. It hurts me cry quietly so you will nothear how much I think you're choking on. I feel like a cane trying to stay straight even if the wind blows too intense. I'm like a silent angel who watches over you, stroking you while you sleep, but then you wake up to