The Sword Juggler

I would like to share with my online friends my personal experience with drink driving... a couple of nights ago I was at the pub & had a few pints & knew I was over the limit, so

A man is speeding down the highway, five miles past the speed limit, and gets pulled over by the Highway Patrol officer. The man gets out of his car and tries to explain that his speedometer is malfunctioning and that he is on his way to the mechanic to get it fixed. The Highway Patrol officer looks at the man's speedometer and notices that that it definitely is malfunctioning. It says that he is going ten miles an hour, even though the car is parked. So, the Highway Patrol officer decides to let him off easily and just give him a warning rather than a speeding ticket. However there was one thing that officer thought was very suspicious. He noticed that the man had several swords and knives partially hidden by a tarp in the back of the man's truck. Hoping that the guy is not a sick weirdo on his way to commit a violent murder, he musters up the courage to ask "Would you mind telling me why you have all these knives and swords in the back