EAT MORE FRUIT

Attention ALL Men: If you want to keep your woman happy and satisfied, you need to eat more..."fruit". And I'm not talking about the kind of fruit they sell at the grocery store or farmer's market. You know the kind of fruit I'm talking about.

Some men

HOW NOT TO APPROACH A WOMAN

Today on my way to school, I had three men approach me on the subway. When the first one approached me the first thing he said was, "Damn you're so fine. What's your name?" Immediately in my head I thought, "Wow. That's the your best line?" I responded by saying, "I don't have a name."

I ignored him but he continued to ask me questions. At that point I said, "I don't speak English" and I turned away from him. 

As soon as I turned away from the first guy, another guy came up immediately as if he was waiting his turn. He said, "You have cute legs." 

I told him, "Why don't you mind your own business and go away," while making a shooing away motion as a grown up would to a child. The funny thing is that this man was probably at least 15 years older than me.

Then I had a third man approach me. But this man had a badge

The true measure of a man

If penis size really is an issue, it seems to matter more to men than to women. Kind of like women are more conscious of their weight than it really matters to men. How many men do you know that kicked a woman out of bed for being overweight? In both cases, if you're already in the bedroom and things are hot and heavy, chances are it's probably

It’s nice to see that there has been more of an emphasis lately from men who desire to find the right ways to satisfy a woman sexually!  

There are several opportunities a man can heat things up a notch in the bedroom if he has a "turn a pitcher of lemons into lemonade" type of mentality. When a man and woman have been in a committed physical relationship for a while, things can turn into a routine if both partners don't take the initiative to keep the spark in the bedroom.