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Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones

MEN NEVER LISTEN LMAO

by yenny on March 23, 2011
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP
......when a tired wife decided to call a shocker on the husband!!! here we go --------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------
1. Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two

What??? His ***enis??

by yenny on March 19, 2011
At a bank one day, the manager tells his secretary that they were expecting a visit from one of their biggest clients and that he expected full cooperation from her.

The African King arrives and conducts business that after a few minutes, the manager leaves to process and prepare some documents for the said king. So the King and secretary were left alone in the room. The King notices the young lady and quickly falls in love with her asking her to marry him.

The secretary, wanting to keep his promise to his boss of full cooperation

I LOVE YOU (LOVE POEM)

There`s no need to stall.

I won`t make you wait,

Beause it`s my love 

you can`t escape.

 

Just say, 'I Love You.'