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7 S-e-x-y Female Horror Monsters

by Jojo Flores on February 15, 2012

7 S-e-x-y Female Horror Monsters That will steal your heart(Literally)

Laurie – 'Trick 'r Treat' (2007)
Monster type: Werewolf
Positive Trait: Great Cosplayer.
Negative Trait: In the words of Peter Venkman: "So, she's a dog."
Acceptability of Monster Form: Medium
Chances of Survival: Low/Medium
If you thought a telepathic Anna Paquin would be difficult to handle in a relationship, just imagine the complications that would arise from her affinity for Beggin' Strips when there's a full moon. While Laurie may end up ripping your throat out, what will ultimately decide your chances of survival will be her ability to resist the peer pressure of her wolven cohorts.
What's that Kevin McCallister from Home Alone? "Buzz, your girlfriend – WOOF!

 
Jennifer Check  – 'Jennifer's Body' (2009)
Monster type: Succubus
Positive Trait: You'll never have to worry about serving her food that's "too hot."
Negative Trait: A pool is the last place you'll want to be with her.
Acceptability of Monster Form: High
Chances of Survival: Medium*
Megan Fox's looks, Diablo Cody's voice, and a creamy nugget succubus interior  – If the first two don't kill you, the last surely will.
"But I like pop culture references and sloppy narratives coming from a beautiful woman" – No, you don’t, Shia Labeouf… remember Transformers 3? You upgraded, buddy!
Your new woman called Megatron a "bitch" – to his face! …Optimus Prime wouldn't even do that.
*you'll definitely need some backup - preferably female
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